JACK THOMPSON: ATTORNEY AND DOUCHE (MY FIRST HATEMAIL)
So I was reading a wonderful rant
site called Kobra's Corner, when I happened to catch him ranting about some
famous bigotted whiney media-whore in a suit. The douche in question is Jack
Thompson. Apparently, hes an anti-homosexual bigot who bitches about rap music
and propagates the myths about 'Violent Video Games' being responsible for
violent youth. The whole rant can be found here.
http://www.kobrascorner.com/jackthompson.php and you all better read it
because damn if I'm gonna retype/plagiarize this guy's whole rant. It's good
Now Kobra tore this dick apart, and even kindly included said douche's email address. Just for a lark, I emailed him some goofy bullshit. This is what I said:
"Just wanted to say, You're an ignorant religious bullshitting child-molester, and I hope you get sodomized with a rusty knife, cocksucker.
That and Suck my balls."
Thinking nothing more would come of this, I sat and chatted to a friend, until lo and behold, at FOUR FUCKING AM, I receive this reply:
"Wow. Get ready for a subpoena and a criminal prosecution under the new federal law that criminalizes the sending of annoying e-mails anonymously. "
Is this pompous manwhore trying to regulate the internet? Undaunted, I sent him this reply:
"WOW Dipshit, I just sent the stupidest email I could possibly conceive of, just to see if what I heard about you was real. Lo and behold its true, you are a chicken molesting douche. Glad you felt it necessary to waste your time and reply. Enjoy being laughed out of court, cocksucker. (Don't worry, I know your threat was idle.) "
NO ONE could threaten to sue over a silly little email, could they? How could someone possibly take something THAT stupid seriously? I called him a fucking chicken molesting douche for fucks sakes. But then I got THIS email.
"Oh, no. It's not an idle threat. There is now a federal law against this. Don't send me another email. You have enough legal problems already right now. "
What do you fuckers think I did? I sent him another one. NEVER dare me to do something like that, especially if you're a shit eating lawyer type with a small cock and a religious bent to compensate with.
"In that case, Suck my cock.
For someone whos email address is 'amendment one,' you sure don't give a fuck about the first amendment do you? "
OWNED, Bitch. This is what he had to say in return.
"Criminal violation #3."
I am so fucking terrified of this dick's powerful lawyers, I decided to write this rant about him. Call it MY FIRST HATE MAIL, Even though I started it. Jack Thompson, you are a fucking quivering vagina. I'm calling your shit out. There isn't a single fucking court in the world that would give two shits about this. Way to rise to my bait, you fucking ass. I win, even the fact that you found my stupid email enough of a reason to threaten me with legal action proves that you're a crybaby pussy. Even if you tried to pull something, there's nothing you can do, the internet is free. I bet that makes your crusty asshole pucker, doesn't it? Nothing pisses these religious types off more than people excercising their freedoms.
STAY TUNED FOR UPDATES, I'll get bored and shit-bomb this asshole again whenever I feel like writing something stupid to make a mindless impotent suit blow a spazz.
I fucking rule.
BTW, his email address is firstname.lastname@example.org . Drop Sugartits here a line, I'm sure he'd love to hear from you all.