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JACK THOMPSON: ATTORNEY AND DOUCHE (MY FIRST HATEMAIL)

So I was reading a wonderful rant site called Kobra's Corner, when I happened to catch him ranting about some famous bigotted whiney media-whore in a suit. The douche in question is Jack Thompson. Apparently, hes an anti-homosexual bigot who bitches about rap music and propagates the myths about 'Violent Video Games' being responsible for violent youth. The whole rant can be found here. http://www.kobrascorner.com/jackthompson.php and you all better read it because damn if I'm gonna retype/plagiarize this guy's whole rant. It's good though.

Now Kobra tore this dick apart, and even kindly included said douche's email address. Just for a lark, I emailed him some goofy bullshit. This is what I said:

"Just wanted to say, You're an ignorant religious bullshitting child-molester, and I hope you get sodomized with a rusty knife, cocksucker.

That and Suck my balls."

Thinking nothing more would come of this, I sat and chatted to a friend, until lo and behold, at FOUR FUCKING AM, I receive this reply:


"Wow.  Get ready for a subpoena and a criminal prosecution under the new federal law that criminalizes the sending of annoying e-mails anonymously. "

Is this pompous manwhore trying to regulate the internet? Undaunted, I sent him this reply:

"WOW Dipshit, I just sent the stupidest email I could possibly conceive of, just to see if what I heard about you was real. Lo and behold its true, you are a chicken molesting douche. Glad you felt it necessary to waste your time and reply. Enjoy being laughed out of court, cocksucker. (Don't worry, I know your threat was idle.) "

NO ONE could threaten to sue over a silly little email, could they? How could someone possibly take something THAT stupid seriously? I called him a fucking chicken molesting douche for fucks sakes. But then I got THIS email.

"Oh, no. It's not an idle threat.  There is now a federal law against this. Don't send me another email.  You have enough legal problems already right now. "

What do you fuckers think I did? I sent him another one. NEVER dare me to do something like that, especially if you're a shit eating lawyer type with a small cock and a religious bent to compensate with.

"In that case, Suck my cock.

For someone whos email address is 'amendment one,' you sure don't give a fuck about the first amendment do you? "

OWNED, Bitch. This is what he had to say in return.

"Criminal violation #3."

I am so fucking terrified of this dick's powerful lawyers, I decided to write this rant about him. Call it MY FIRST HATE MAIL, Even though I started it. Jack Thompson, you are a fucking quivering vagina. I'm calling your shit out. There isn't a single fucking court in the world that would give two shits about this. Way to rise to my bait, you fucking ass. I win, even the fact that you found my stupid email enough of a reason to threaten me with legal action proves that you're a crybaby pussy. Even if you tried to pull something, there's nothing you can do, the internet is free. I bet that makes your crusty asshole pucker, doesn't it? Nothing pisses these religious types off more than people excercising their freedoms.

STAY TUNED FOR UPDATES, I'll get bored and shit-bomb this asshole again whenever I feel like writing something stupid to make a mindless impotent suit blow a spazz.

I fucking rule.

BTW, his email address is  amendmentone@comcast.net . Drop Sugartits here a line, I'm sure he'd love to hear from you all.