Just kidding, it DOES
contain extremely offensive material about Russians. The couple of lines
that I'm pissing away my time right now for are because of my extreme
rage. Since the law doesn't allow me to frag some of those shits,
(Notice I said some, I don't need morons telling me I'm discriminating
against a whole group) I must let it out here if I know what's good for
me. Here's some incidents I had with various Russians that put my dick
through the meat cleaver.
This happened on April 5th. I was at the boardwalk minding my own
business when I was overcome by a tsunami of shit overflowing up my ass
right in to the intestines. Must've been the leftovers of some guy I ate
after I beat him at Unreal Tournament. I felt like someone fragged me
off a building. I immediately ran around like a maniac trying to find
some sort of toilet that could sustain me. I finally found a disgusting
public bathroom that smelled like old urine. I dove inside one of those
gross stalls and let the cheeks do it's thing. Know what happened? Some
old thick mustached Russian shoves the door open and says "Are you
taking a 'sheet' my friend?" Well, let's see. The stall was locked, you
can hear my moans from a mile away, and any visioned human being could
see my legs dangling from the bottom of the stall. Thanks a lot asshole
for interrupting my shit. I ended up vomitting extra body parts just
from looking at him. When a man is sitting and doing his business, it's
not a time to socialize. And neither do I want my pecker being gawked at
by random people.
This happened on April 16. I was carrying boxes for someone because I'm
such a nice guy. Some Russian was walking his mutt right where I was
walking. The dog let loose and crapped all over the place. I yelled
"Man, that's disgusting." I was talking about the Russian though. He
didn't know that and yelled "No! You're disgusting!!". Let's say I said
the dog was disgusting. Why would he then tell me I'm the one that's
disgusting? It's his dog that's shitting us a new sewer. What a moron.
Maybe it's because he's full of it and feels the need to defend it. Call
me a prosecuter, or rather a human with a brain.
There's no other specific days I remember. Everyday has it's own story.
Old Russians are the people that walk all day trying to find ways to get
On the citybus they hump me and take my seat. At the library they hog
all the books. At the parks...they're just there. Chess chess chess.
These people have no fucking lives! How do they live without jobs? How
do they make more of them if the females look like cows? You know those
websites that ask you to donate a dollar for something? Please, do me a
favor. Abort a Russian. Ruin some kid's shit. Don't pay any taxes that
might support a russian. Buy out all the chess sets at the toy store.
They'll go insane.