Why the fuck does every website have to have forums?
This issue has been piercing
my nuts little by little over time. At first, it didn't bother me too much. But
then I realized just about every website is adding forums day by day. What for?
No one has any useful shit to say. That's why they don't have their own website
or work in journalism. Drake ( drakeGTA.com),
Thilo (thilo.tk), and Jeremiah (yourapathy.net),
take down those fucking forums. If I missed a ranter with a forum, you too.
You've ruined greatness. All that good shit you write is now raped with useless
crap. Instead of using your time to write more rants, you now have to take out
the trash.
Here's what happens when I go to a website. I scroll through the boring shit. I
find something interesting. I start to respect the webmaster. Then on the
bottom, I see a small link to forums. I click it and see 1000 different forums
with catch phrases like "Bullshit only", "I jerked off last night", "My period
is 2 days late LOL", and "Talk about why you can't get it up". Am I the only one
not interested? Or do I have other things to do rather than post on forums all
day? And I could get it up, so yeah it's really useless.
Some people seriously just sit in front of the computer the entire day with 50
links open to different forums. They refresh every 3 seconds because otherwise
they aren't loyal posters who immediately respond when someone writes a 3 word
post with no intelligence to it. No one gives a shit if you post or not. Really.
Here's an example of some forum I went through titled "Talk about your morning."
It went something like this:
Dumbass 1: "I woke up this morning"
Dumbass 2: "I'm bored"
Dumbass 3: "Stick to the topic you douchebag!"
Dumbass 4: "I should be working but I'm taking a break. I woke up late and
didn't have time to shower so I smell like shit. Did that ever happen to
anyone?"
Dumbass 5: "Damn it, they deleted my post!"
Dumbass 6: "LmaoROFL! That happened to me last year. Goddamn America!"
Moderator: "You're all banned."
Forum server: "Pwned you mother fuckers!"
Dumbass 1-6: "Fuck, now we have to find something to do with our life. Let's
make our own forum".
And the legacy continues. Now if every website has shit like this on it, I hate
the internet. DrakeGTA doesn't have to bitch anymore about not being able to
pick up high speed internet, maybe he's better off not encountering this semen
at a quicker speed. He's not missing much. It used to be that only COOL websites
had forums. Like MaddoxMania, UnrealTournament, NuclearBlast, Metal websites,
etc. Now every dickwad from McDonalds opens his own forums. We know your life
sucks, get over it.
The very least people could do is stick to the topic. Like I'm in the "Shooting
Blanks" forum and people are talking about the superbowl. Here's a suggestion.
WWW.AIM.COM. Get a clue bitch.
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