If you're not going to eat my shit, at least read it:
On My Quest For Head
Why I can't date for shit
Going to the beach is cool until you get slapped by
Classic tales of monkey spanking:
The real reason rapists exist.
Not everything we say implies you're a slut, bitch.
The JEWISH feminist agenda
Why the fuck does every website have to have forums?
Notorious phrases that should be butt-raped to hell.
For god's sake, DON'T tell me jokes while I'm taking a
Pre-marital sex implies there's going to be marriage
afterwards...not what I had in mind.
Fun ways to give someone an abortion and why it's funny.
My mother squeezed me out today.
Getting play from a girl is like playing Russian
Clubbing is fun until you get humped by Asians.
Fun ways to piss off girls.
What news will be like a decade from now.
The worst kinds of people on planet earth.
Some thoughts on the new Batman movie.
Holy shit, another post to cement your stupid vaginas
Fuck this country and all it stands for.
You smell like shit, use VagiClean.
Would you rather be lonely and miserable or be with
someone miserable forever?
You know you're in big trouble when your tits are bigger
than your girlfriend's.
The worst times to get an erection...
Advertisements that can go to hell.
Being a lazy bastard builds character.
Examples of what not to wear when you're fat and
A tribute to the greatest game of all time.
Why the hell does Viagra need a prescription? (and other
Warning: Might contain extremely offensive material
I'd rather live short twice than long once.
What if I don't want to "Support Our Troops"?
Porn is too damn overrated.
A guide to married life for dipshits.
I found a new word for whore, it's called "Madonna".
Outer Space exploration varies inversely with World
Since when does a feeding pube make world headlines? I
You owe it to yourself to abort that stupid fetus.
I got my girlfriend the best gift ever.
TV shows that need repair.
How to treat a girl on the first date.
I have an idea, why not make more shitty soft drinks?
Board Of Education or MotherFuckers anonymous?
How to play sports without getting distracted.
Thoughts that will enhance your next trip to the
There is no bright
Don't like what you see? Let me know and I'll ignore you.