What the hell is
"Gut Gebencht Yur" supposed to mean?
It "pisses me off"
when people say things without actually knowing what it
means. People just go around saying "Gut Gebencht Yur" like
it's some national slogan, or some important passuk in the
Torah. Goddammit, it's not even Hebrew. It's Yiddish, the
language of the yoilees, and we all go around saying it,
loudly and proudly. It means CRAP. You know why? Because we
don't speak Yiddish today. Saying "Gut Gebencht Yur" to
someone is just like telling them in Russian to have a good
year, yet this we all do, and don't laugh about it. Maybe in
Boro Park you can still say it, but not in the rest of the
world. You are just as well off saying "Have a good and
blessed year" (yes, that's right, in English!), in fact
maybe you're even better off saying that because it has some
meaning to you, being that it's actually in your language.
So, next time some dude comes over to you and tries to pull
that "Gut Gebencht Yur" crap on you, go ahead and give him a
piece of your mind. Stare at him blankly until he asks you
why, and then respond back to him "Kish Michen Tuchis". Lets
see exactly how good his Yiddish speaking / understanding
skills are (chances are he won't know what it means, which
only proves to you what a dumbass he is for using these two
words when he in fact doesn't even speak the language at
all, and can't even understand a simple expression in that
language, "kiss my ass".