Try being "mekarev"
someone who actually gives a shit.
I don't get these
tards. They see a guy who'se walking around Washington
Square park, baked off his ass, with his hands down some
chicks' pants, and they think for a second that just because
they look jewish, they're interested in putting on tefilin.
Really damn stupid if you asked me. He either put on tefilin
this morning, or didn't, but you coming over with your ugly
scragly beard, bent over hat, torn shirt, and smelly breath
is not gonna change that decision of whether or not he wants
to put on tefilin, will it? Well actually, yes, it will.
Tomorrow maybe he won't put on tefilin. These people repulse
me. Did you know that they also stop nonjews all the time
and ask them if they want to put on tefilin? It seems that
because their having trouble getting jews to convert to
their "worshipping the dead" religion, they've now started
to recruit nonjews.
I've concluded that if they actually wanted to "help jews
out", they'd open up places where jews can go, sit down, and
listen to their bullshit. NOT jump in front of their path as
they're chasing down a hot broad, offering them to put on
tefilin. But they know they're full of crap. They know that
if they actually created seminars to attend, no one would
go. So instead they hijack you as you're chasing down a hot
broad, and offer you their tefilin, hoping that you'll make
the "right decision". Hell, if you ask me, the hot girl
seems a lot more appealing than a pair of tefilin (even if
it's Madonna's pair), so go ahead, MAKE THE RIGHT DECISION