Don't give me this "I know Psycho" crap.
I get the feeling that a lot of the members on this site
would like to say that they "know" psycho, the originator,
creator, and moderator of this realm / website. I understand
that it must be a great feeling to be able to say "I know
Psycho" but unfortunately, to a lot of you, this is nothing
more than a bunch of words. Saying that you "know" someone
means a lot, much more than that idiot guy who "nods" at me
every morning (because I'm a Jew) thinks so. (So "idiot", if
you've stumbled on this article, I think you're in the right
place. You can read this one, as well as the one about
stupid people who nod at me just because I'm Jewish.)
To help you better understand whether or not you fit into
the "I know Psycho" category, I've constructed this list of
If you say
"I know Psycho", then you don't know him. People who
know him call him by his real name. And if you don't
know what his real name is, I'm not going to tell you.
If you only
heard of him post-October 13th 2002, then you don't know
If you use
"I know psycho" as a pickup line, you don't know him.
actually bought a stupid t-shirt from this website, you
don't know him.
Even if you
know all of Psycho's 4 screennames, you still don't know
him. He actually has five.
showed up on time to the wedding, you don't know him.
His real hardcore friends didn't show at all.
If you know
what his favorite drink is, you don't know him. You know
what his favorite drink is. And no, it's not piss (but
it looks a hell of a lot like it).
If you have
Psycho's number, that doesn't mean you know him. That
means you want to know him.
If you spell
it "Mavash", and you don't know her last name (any of
these satisfies), you don't know him.
never gotten drunk with Psycho, you don't know him.
If you, you
don't know Psycho.
Don't get me wrong. I don't "know" Psycho either. I used to
know him, but I don't anymore. Not after he made the
decision to get wed, and I vowed to not know him anymore. I
now no longer know him, just like the rest of you. But at
least I got the balls to admit it.