I have a dream.
I have a dream where there is a world with only animals.
Birds chirping, cows mooing, ducks clucking, and no humans
around. Wouldn't it be awesome?
There'd be a bunch of grave stones left over from all the
people who used to be alive, and half a man left unburied.
He of course would be the last man alive. He's not buried
because the animals didn't feel like doing it. Instead they
felt like having lunch, which is why there's only half of
him left. Serves him right for being kind and burying
everyone else, eh? Animals could go around and do whatever
the hell they want, like piss on the white house or screw
each other on Ocean Parkway. The world would be