Onlysimchas.com - almost as much BS as The Jewish Press.
It's very funny how onlysimchas.com is
dedicated to "only simchas". Going through the website, you
see tons of smiling brides and grooms, babies, and family
members. "Chaim gave birth to twins ---- MAZEL TOV!!!!!"
What the site fails to mention is that Chaim is only 17, and
married for 4 months, and that he actually didn't want
to marry his wife Lea, but was only given that choice, or
the shotgun. There goes all 4 mazel tov's (engagement,
wedding, birth, and bris), down the toilet. Onlysimchas.com
also fails to mention which engagements are broken. You have
to find that out yourself. Or the failed marriages. None of
this is ever mentioned on the site. Just a bunch of smiling
brides and babies. Basically, a bunch of bullshit.
I want to open a web site called "5 years after
onlysimchas.com", where the truth of these "simchas" are
actually brought out. Which "smiling grooms" turn out to be
abusive husbands, or drinkers, and which "beautiful little
angels" (babies) later end up to be on America's Most
Wanted. It's funny, isn't it, but onlysimchas.com only shows
a bunch of smiling faces, and none of the truth.
How about onlytragedies.com? On that site can be posted all
the people who die at young ages due to sicknesses and
diseases. It can cover their life stories, how they fought
their cancer for over a year, etc. It can have long and
detailed eulogies of the people, and you can read them and
actually learn to respect them for their actual
accomplishments, and not just their cars. You know what? I
think it's a damn good idea. But I have this strange
premonition that it won't attract the same ditzes who check
back at onlysimchas.com every 5 minutes -- will it?
The real problem is that we support this bullshit. We ask
for it. We click on the advertisements on onlysimchas.com,
pushing them to keep spewing the crap -- as if it is keeping
us entertained. Well maybe it is keeping some of you
entertained, but surely not me. If you really want to stand
up against onlysimchas.com and their lies, there are a few
suggestions I have:
of the webmasters, and give him/her a piece of your
College computers from accessing onlysimchas.com
If you know
how to, reconfigure the domain name, onlysimchas.com to
redirect you to an animal porn site.
goes and posts your own "simcha" on onlysimchas.com,
email the webmaster and have it removed, reason: You
don't support bullshit.
light in the face of others.