Stupid people who deserve honorable mention (Part 1).
A friend of ours is sick, and everybody wants to know what
they can do to help save her. So instead of you
having to ask me the questions, I've composed a list of
frequently asked questions that you may have, along with
FAQ's about our sick friend:
A friend of mine is sick, how can I help?
Q: But I
really don't want her to die!
Neither do I, now shut up.
Q: If I
brag about all the aveiros that I plan on "no longer doing"
in the forums, will I become more popular and pick up
I think that about sums it all up. But for all the
specifics, and for who is "specifically stupid", read on...
I've been reading through the forums lately, something I
rarely do, to try to find out the latest information about
my friend, who happens to be sick now...
Here are some stupid things that people have said, which in
my opinion, deserve honorable mention:
Things YOU can do to help our sick friend here...
Cut down on a sin you do often.
Everyone knows themselves best.
Re: No, not that one!
Wicked Witch: I'm trying
to cut the cursing and I'm also trying to stop being so
insulting and rude all the time...
Re: Hmmm, not a bad idea. IN GENERAL.
sheercoincidence: I did
this with a girl in my class who was in remission but the
cancer came back this year. I made a Kabala to always wash
before I eat bread in her Zechus. I'm going to try to not
answer back to my parents now...
Re: So basically, you prayed your balls off and the person died
anyway..... I've seen that happen too much, you know? I
think deeds are more important than prayers but that's just
me. Like if I was God and I wanted to kill someone, and
people started getting down on their knees and begging me
not to, I'd do it just to piss them off, but that's just me,
and I'm sadistic.
Which brings us to the next one...
Yosef: I'll do a few of
those things, She must get better!!!!!
anything u do can help
take every jewish class in school and say its for her refuah
sheleme i know that helps alot
Re: God doesn't give a shit if you enroll yourself in Hebrew 101,
Pretty much, the rest of it was cool. We should try to be
better people, of course. And you know, show God that we
care and stuff. But taking a Hebrew language class ????
I might be updating this one, so check back, you know, just
in case there are other stupid people out there...
Come to think of it, I probably will be updating this
In closing, don't take anything I said out of context. I
really do sincerely hope that our friend gets better.