I don't get terrorists...
Terrorists are so hard to understand. They kill themselves (along with others) just so
that they can pop 70 virgins. It really doesn't make
TRUST ME ON THIS: Popping a virgin is a scary thing. I
can't understand why someone would wanna do it even once in
their lifetime. (Personally, I can understand why someone might wanna do it just
once, to make sure that nothing in their wife has been tampered with, kind
of like the protective seal on a yogurt...), but why would
someone want to do it again? Everyone knows that the first
time is about the least enjoyable time of them
all...(excluding the time you try it when you're 65 just to
prove to yourself that you still can....only to find out
that you in fact, cannot...)
If they want chicks, why don't they just shave off their
fur, take a shower, put on some deodorant, and go to a
nightclub? It really isn't rocket science. I even know an
ugly kid who went to a club when he was like 18 and he put
that night to an end, in bed with two lesbos...
If they play
their cards right, they can get a lot more than 70
virgins... Or better yet, non-virgins!
fun in popping a virgin if God gives you permission?
Oh, and do they
actually believe that shit? I mean, c'mon, those virgins are
up there in heaven, and this is right here, right now! Who's
to say what their actually getting up there? Maybe
everything they're being told is a lie and when they get
up there, they're actually gonna get shoved up Hitler's
ass? I say, take ass when you can get it.
If you ask me, I think their lives are so miserable that
they have no choice but to believe this shit.
Oh, and you're welcome (for stating the obvious).