"Yiddish" is disgusting.
I think I might have said this before, but it just came back
to me while I was sitting down at my kitchen table a couple
of minutes before "Yom Tov" eating my sandwich, trying not
to think of anything Jewish, and I overhear my dad on the
phone with my grandfather saying "A frayliche yom tov" to
him - or something like that -- I don't remember the exact
words. And I was just like "uch." "This is so disgusting."
Why the hell are we preserving the language of people who we
won't even buy their cars ???? (I don't believe in that
crap, I'm just saying that those who do, like my dad,
at least shouldn't speak their ugly language; their cars are
a lot nicer than their language, why would someone speak
their language and not drive their cars??? WTF?) On another
note, I believe that the only reason these idiots won't buy
their cars is because they can't afford it...you know, like
the people who are anti-abortion because they never got a
girl pregnant when they weren't able to afford it..) But
that's all off-topic. I'm here to discuss the ugliness of
the "Yiddish" language.
Besides for sounding disgusting on the tongue, which it
does, Yiddish is also ancient. Nobody speaks it anymore
--except for a few stupid people who are trying to preserve
the old language for some unknown reason. Why preserve it?
Am I preserving my old 80286 computer? No! It's sitting in
my closet, with the bashed in screen, and it's only there
because I'm too lazy to lift it up and drop it out of the
window right in front of my house to be picked up by the
garbage engineers. I don't get why we have to turn our lives
upside down trying to memorize an obsolete language just
because some Rabbi's came over from Europe and were too lazy
to adapt to our American culture. Here's an idea. Let them
learn English while I play video games, and when they're
ready, they can teach me some Torah --in my language.
Until then, I've got some high scores I'm trying to beat...