People love me!
Something completely bad and horrible happened yesterday
afternoon. I thought I was here to piss the world off but
then all of a sudden I received this email from some "mom"
wishing me a good year....The worst part is it isn't even
that time of the year so I don't know what the hell is going
Have a gut gebencht yur,
There it is. The email in it's entirety, weird indenting and
all. Could this be a mockery of my
about "Gut Gebencht Yur"? For some reason I don't
think so. I think it's something else... Maybe she took
offence to the sheets thing, man I don't know. I mean I
asked a couple of people before writing that article??? I
don't do it through sheets with me Julie....
Notice how in between "gebencht" and "yur" there's a double
space? I noticed it right away and the first thing that came
to my mind was that she was secretly giving me the middle
finger. Who is this person anyway? Shouldn't she be at work
at 1:54 PM when she wrote me this email?
Anyway, fans piss me off. If you want to complement my work,
send it to CorruptionX, (although I don't think he needs to
hear it from you). If you want to tell me how much I suck or
swear, the email address is snake clubcorruption net. CC'ing
it to CorruptionX is cool too... Anyway, please don't send
me fan mail. I have nothing to do with it and it just clogs
up my inbox. It doesn't bring me happiness or anything, just
more sadness for the fact that I'm not doing my job right.
If you want to make me happy, send me an email telling me
that you've banned your entire "Yeshiva" from going to my
website or reading any of my articles, or that you're
signing an online petition (yeaa rite) to have my site taken
off the net. As far as I'm concerned you all suck, so
knowing that you crappy people aren't reading my site
doesn't bother me in the least. That way I can read my site
over and over again and the average intelligence level of my
site's readers will go up...
And what's with the "hey man why don't you update?" A
perfect example of this is:
hey snake, who do you think you are, maddox
or something? You gotta update, man! I don't care if you're
signing contracts with big networks and magazines so you can
actually make money off of your biting humor - no wait,
that's what maddox is doing. Okay then, snake--I don't care
if you're busy writing programs or stopping the world from
repopulating. To quote a familiar line... Make a post - do
as i say!!
Who the hell is "maddox" anyway? I thought I created
anger.... Anyway I don't update cause I'm not your bitch,
bitch. When I get tired of playing "RattlerRace" or spacing
out, maybe I'll give you an update, but much other than
that, don't expect anything. Anyways it's kind of stupid to
write an article, pretending to be pissed off, after you've
just gotten a blowjob. It just doesn't work. Lately,
man...... well if you don't go to shul you just don't get
pissed off. Maybe I should start going again...
Corrections to the above article: I know who "maddox" is. He
http://maddox.xmission.com. He's also in the Urban
I also do
go to shul...