If you're gonna
get married just to lose it, I've got a better idea for you:
Give me all that money and I will show you the night of your
I've heard of people "holding out on their virginity" until
they get married, and what can I
say... I think it's a stupid idea, but I guess I can respect
it. After all, it's usually the
ugly girls who want to "save it" anyway.. But here's what I
don't get: People who get
married just so that they can have sex for the first time,
in marriage. What the fuck is
that? Either wait until you're married to have sex, or
don't, but don't get married at 15
just to make a political statement.
I'm 21 and nearly all of my friends are married or at
least engaged, and they are mostly
younger than me. And the ones that aren't married or
engaged, have plans to "get engaged" to their girlfriends
within the next year, and almost all of them are just doing
it so that
they can "not lose their virginity before they're married".
I say, fuck that shit...
What do you do after you fuck for your first time on
your wedding night and you're like,
"shit this girl does not even know what a set of balls are",
and now you've got a naggy
pregnant bitch on your hands, and even worse, a baby? Fuck
it, I don't know what you do.
Raising a kid's like 100 grand, and having an abortion is
like $400 bucks, but that also
means you're never fucking HER again. It IS a tough
decision... Women are cruel. They can
say "no" to the abortion and it's you paying child support.
I think whoever doesn't want the
abortion should be the one stuck with the bill. Sure, it was
YOU who impregnated HER, but
then again, it was HER who spread her legs, and it was a
conscious decision on her part, and
she wasn't under the influence of anything......or was she
Tell me something. If you get a divorce three months
later because you only married her for the sex, are you a
hero for waiting until you were married to lose your
You're a fucking dumbass! Furthermore, there's no way in
fuck you're gonna keep your dick in
your pants after that divorce...so what exactly is it that
you're standing up for? Sex only
in marriage, or is it sex for the first time, in marriage?
Let's all just get married when we're like 12 and then get a
divorce the next morning and fuck all we want after that.
Hell, "we kept our virginity until we were married". You
know. they should run a community service, kind of like a
car wash, you walk in the front door with your dick out and
a ring in your hand and you come out of the back exit three
minutes later with divorce papers in your hand. Don't worry,
I know that three minutes is shitty sex, but if you hold
onto the marriage for any longer, you may lose your balls
and forget to nullify it. It doesn't matter anyway because
now that you've been married, you can go home and have
three-hour sex right after, as a single man.
Now I know that when I spell it out for you, you're still
probably thinking "oh, but Snake, you make it seem so right,
but I still can't help myself from feeling guilty about
it!". Well guess what, my Snake's out and I can get rid of
that guilty conscience from you in about three seconds,
though you'll probably want it to take
I don't know what else to say, I mean, shit, I hope my
girlfriend isn't reading this..