Watching Schindler's list on Tisha B'av is a load of bullshit.
I'm sure being a religious Jew and all, you've commonly
heard the statement, "uh, I just rented Schindlers List", or
"I'm going to rent Schindler's List tomorrow" in
with it being Tisha B'av. It's usually said by this ugly fat
kid in shul with a whiny voice who never knows when it's
time to shut the fuck up..
You know what I have to say? What the fuck? Does it say
somewhere in the bible that on "Tisha B'av" yee shalt
renteth Schindler's List? Maybe there's a new version out,
but I don't see it in my copy.
Maybe it's that people feel the need to torture themselves
because it's a shitty day as it is. Our temple was
destroyed, we got kicked out of our city, beaten the shit
out of, raped, yeah, whatever. And let's not forget that, to
remember this great day we have to sit on the floor all day,
spend 4 hours in shul, not do anything recreational, and not
eat anything; but that isn't enough. Let's also watch a
movie about a bunch of Jews getting fucked up, to help set
the moment in. If that doesn't give you a hard-on, I don't
know what does.
I don't know about the rest of you guys but I've got enough
shit going through my head right now; I think I'll pass on
the Schindler's List.