Why I will never understand pre-made Shaloch Manos.
What Israel is, and what it isn't.
Since when do Yeshivos need to advertise that they aren't assholes?
Israel and shut up.
These pathetic Jews are starting to
piss me off.
No, I'm not getting married. Now
Looks like it's time for me to drop
out of Yeshiva again.
Watching Schindler's list on Tisha
B'av is a load of bullshit.
HELL is cool if you're a masochist.
My favorite website crashed and lost
its database...does anybody give a shit?
If you weigh more than 300 pounds
and your ass sticks out of the bottom of your skirt, you
DON'T have to look over your shoulder to make sure that
little kids aren't "checkin' you out".
If you're gonna get married just to
lose it, I've got a better idea for you: Give me all that
money and I will show you the night of your life...
Don't you hate those "back from
T-shirts that can stick it.
People love me!
Jews don't fuck through fucking
Why do grown men always cry under
Go back to where you came from.
"Yiddish" is disgusting.
Different types of loser jews.
We all know the words.
Yiichus is bullshit.
[that yeshiva] is
for bullshitters with NEXTEL phones.
I don't get terrorists...
on kosher bagel stores...
who deserve honorable mention (Part 1).
Onlysimchas.com - almost as much BS as The Jewish Press.
Convention my ass.
another cent ya cheap SOB!
GOT SABOTAGED BY SPYWARE!!! Wahhhhhhh!
Jewish Women: Sell your *ears* so your husbands can learn in Kolel:
I have a dream.
Don't give me
this "I know Psycho" crap.
new ideas for "Reality TV".
Your Stupid Wooden Box...
One good reason to piss on "Hachnasat
Try being "mekarev"
someone who actually gives a shit.
Looking for a
reason to go to shul? Me Too.
Things to watch
out for in a "cyber-girlfriend".
Yes. It actually
can be cool to visit old grandma.
What the hell
is "Gut Gebencht Yur" supposed to mean?
An idea for
how to improve tech support.
moment of seeing someone who you once knew...
with Jewish chicks and marriage contracts?
"nod of approval": Do it again and get the shit kicked out
DON'T YOU HATE THOSE DAMN AOL CDs?
out Psycho's darkest secrets...
This web page
is dedicated to all those people
who piss me off.
Without them, I'd have nothing to write