Move to
Israel and shut up.
2/04/08
These pathetic Jews are starting to
piss me off.
12/18/07
No, I'm not getting married. Now
beat off.
08/27/07
Looks like it's time for me to drop
out of Yeshiva again.
10/30/06
Watching Schindler's list on Tisha
B'av is a load of bullshit.
8/02/06
HELL is cool if you're a masochist.
3/27/06
My favorite website crashed and lost
its database...does anybody give a shit?
2/19/06
If you weigh more than 300 pounds
and your ass sticks out of the bottom of your skirt, you
DON'T have to look over your shoulder to make sure that
little kids aren't "checkin' you out".
1/07/06
If you're gonna get married just to
lose it, I've got a better idea for you: Give me all that
money and I will show you the night of your life...
12/09/05
Don't you hate those "back from
Israel" faggots?
9/25/05
T-shirts that can stick it.
9/14/05
People love me!
8/15/05
Jews don't fuck through fucking
sheets, goddammit.
7/31/05
Why do grown men always cry under
the chuppah?
7/18/05
Go back to where you came from.
7/15/05
"Yiddish" is disgusting.
6/12/05
Different types of loser jews.
5/22/05
We all know the words.
5/21/05
Yiichus is bullshit.
4/14/05
waterbury is
for bullshitters with NEXTEL phones.
4/02/05
I don't get terrorists...
3/01/05
Some thoughts
on kosher bagel stores...
3/01/05
Stupid people
who deserve honorable mention (Part 1).
2/17/05
Onlysimchas.com - almost as much BS as The Jewish Press.
1/24/05
Agudah
Convention my ass.
1/07/05
C'mon, bid
another cent ya cheap SOB!
12/31/04
MY COMPUTER
GOT SABOTAGED BY SPYWARE!!! Wahhhhhhh!
12/21/04
Attention
Jewish Women: Sell your *ears* so your husbands can learn in Kolel:
(rant!)
12/21/04
I have a dream.
12/20/04
Don't give me
this "I know Psycho" crap.
12/8/04
The Chrysler
300 sucks!
11/18/04
Some actually
new ideas for "Reality TV".
11/14/04
Countdown To
Your Stupid Wooden Box...
(rant!)
11/11/04
One good reason to piss on "Hachnasat
Kallah".
(rant!)
11/10/04
Try being "mekarev"
someone who actually gives a shit.
(rant!)
10/24/04
Looking for a
reason to go to shul? Me Too.
10/20/04
Things to watch
out for in a "cyber-girlfriend".
9/26/04
Yes. It actually
can be cool to visit old grandma.
9/20/04
What the hell
is "Gut Gebencht Yur" supposed to mean?
(rant!)
9/15/04
An idea for
how to improve tech support.
7/18/04
The awkward
moment of seeing someone who you once knew...
7/12/04
What's up
with Jewish chicks and marriage contracts?
(rant!)
6/02/04
The Jewish
"nod of approval": Do it again and get the shit kicked out
of you.
(rant!)
5/12/04
DON'T YOU HATE THOSE DAMN AOL CDs?
4/23/04
Finding
out Psycho's darkest secrets...
4/19/04
This web page
is dedicated, in loving memory, to all those people
who piss me off. Without them, I'd have nothing to write
about.
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