Jews are starting to piss me off.
Iím starting to wonder why every single time a child walks
past me on the street; its mother immediately grabs onto its
hand and directs it away from me. Itís really starting to
creep me out.
Enough with that crap, Iím sick of these damn pathetic Jews
and next time I see one Iím going to blow him over Ė you
know the type: Theyíre always extremely tall, have orange
hair, have a small but pathetic amount of peach-fuzz on
their face, scrawny, and small glasses, which usually look
like they were recently ran over by a car. They're making
the rest of us Jews look like wimps. I want to
kick their asses, and thatís before they even open their
mouths and talk with their pathetic voices. Everything they
say sounds like a moan, which would be good, except that it
isnít coming from a chick which youíre fucking.
Sometimes I wonder how these people get married; granted,
they date with shidduchim, which spares them the
embarrassment of trying to pick up a chick, but who would
say yes to a second date, let alone marriage? Are these guys
even able to satisfy their wivesí needs? I bet they arenít.
I bet while they are fucking them they start talking about
yeshiva and gemora and hishtadlus (by the way I donít even
know what that word means, I just hear it a lot from those
kinds of guys), the girl comes, and itís all good. Good
thing she doesnít know any better.
Anyways, I just wanted to say that it pisses me off that we
let these people live, get married, reproduce, and make more
pathetic versions of themselves. Itís supposed to be about
survival of the fittest and we are breaking these rules by
giving these people dates. We should give these people dates
the way you sell a house to a black guy in a white
neighborhood (not like Iím agreeing with that, but get my
You all know at least one of these people in your lives.
Itís getting way out of hand and something must be done.
Next time you see one, challenge them to a fight, if they
donít take you up on it, punch them in face. If they
continue to back off (they probably will, they are
pathetic), knee them in the groin. If you get a really good
shot, and you get to it in time (before they manage to taint
our universe with more of them), you can let the guy go
because you already know his genes are done for.
Iím not Eric Cartmen, but this is bullshit! We are letting
our universe get taken over by weak and pathetic beings. The
worst part is that they are having babies faster than you
can blink. Whatís going to happen if thereís a war? These
guys are all going to hide in their basements and jerk off
on their gemora while we have to go out and fight; and if
theyíre not hiding out during a war, theyíll just be living
off of welfare checks and food stamps which will be coming
out of our hard earned money. You know this kind of fate is
inevitable when you let these pathetic people make babies.
Stop them before itís too late.