corruptionX

 


10/30/05
If you've got nothing to talk about, just hang up the damn phone.


    I always knew that woman love to talk, but damn... my mom is something else. That woman can yakk for hours on end. Yakk yakk yakk yakk. The "extension in use" light on my phone will be on for hours on end. It's never anyone else...always her. If I need to use the phone, I can sometimes wait like 2-3 hours (and I'm talking about solid use of the phone) before it frees up and I can make my call. And then she interrupts me during my 3-minute telephone call...... And yes, I do have a cell phone, but sometimes.....

    I really think there's something immensely wrong with this woman. Today she comes into my room and asks me where I put the phone. I told her that I never use it and it was most likely her who misplaced it, and sure enough after about an hour of desperate searching, she finally found it in the refrigerator. Yeah, like I'm retarded enough to put a phone in a refrigerator... Man, watching her look for that phone was like watching a webcam whore with a broken USB port....

    So anyway, today I come outside and see her sitting in our hammock telling some friend about something I had done earlier that morning, that of course, was none of their damn business, whoever it was, nor did it pertain to anyone, including my mom, in any way. So I shot her a dirty glance and said "If you've got nothing to talk about, why don't you just hang up the phone", thinking that maybe I'd shed some insight on her, but no, it instead brought me total disappointment when she spaced out for about two seconds, and then put the receiver back to her face and said into it, "Oh, Jay just told me that if I've got nothing to talk about, I should just hang up the phone!", and then continued to blab even more nothingness into the phone receiver, with whoever it was...

    I hate wasting my words. I think next time I'm just gonna stick some glue on the phone receiver before I leave the house.