...I'm just so awesomeeee!!!!


Friend of mine (8:35:33 PM): peopel on the site really care about this gilr going through a hard time
Friend of mine (8:35:35 PM): http://__________________________
meat_apparatus! (8:36:52 PM): what happened
meat_apparatus! (8:36:54 PM): i dont undersyand
Friend of mine (8:37:59 PM): her sis had to go to the hospital
Friend of mine (8:38:08 PM): and shes going through a hard time because of it
meat_apparatus! (8:38:15 PM): so
meat_apparatus! (8:38:22 PM): people go to the hospital all the time
Friend of mine (8:38:34 PM): her sis went to the psych ward
meat_apparatus! (8:38:43 PM): i think thats pretty cool
Friend of mine (8:38:46 PM): so its not the most normal situation
Friend of mine (8:38:50 PM): yea wtvr
meat_apparatus! (8:38:50 PM): i wanna go out with her
Friend of mine (8:38:54 PM): u do that
Friend of mine (8:39:00 PM): well this girl is stressed out
Friend of mine (8:39:03 PM): so she made a post
meat_apparatus! (8:39:05 PM): no her sis
meat_apparatus! (8:39:07 PM): the one in the ward
Friend of mine (8:39:07 PM): and peop[el respeonded
Friend of mine (8:39:09 PM): peopel care
Friend of mine (8:39:14 PM): i'm so glad
meat_apparatus! (8:39:18 PM): so you see
meat_apparatus! (8:39:23 PM): her shidduch chances didnt get ruined
Friend of mine (8:39:55 PM): yea
Friend of mine (8:39:57 PM): i hear ya
Friend of mine (8:40:22 PM): sign up as an active poster on my site already
meat_apparatus! (8:40:32 PM): arghhh
Friend of mine (8:40:41 PM): lol
Friend of mine (8:40:53 PM): ok so whatever u want
meat_apparatus! (8:41:22 PM): i wanna get married
meat_apparatus! (8:41:24 PM): LOL
Friend of mine (8:41:50 PM): would wanna get married to "someone"'s sis before "some_dude" gets her?
meat_apparatus! (8:42:05 PM): shes damn hot
meat_apparatus! (8:42:11 PM): but w/e
meat_apparatus! (8:42:17 PM): if i get her i lost $100
Friend of mine (8:42:20 PM): i never even looked at her like that
meat_apparatus! (8:42:22 PM): cuz I had a bet with someone
meat_apparatus! (8:42:35 PM): $100 bucks, "some_dude" schmekelates her within the next 6 months
Friend of mine (8:42:44 PM): dont make bets like that
meat_apparatus! (8:42:49 PM): heh heh heh
meat_apparatus! (8:42:54 PM): why not? its free money!
Friend of mine (8:43:02 PM): thats just disgusting dude
Friend of mine (8:43:04 PM): so low
meat_apparatus! (8:43:09 PM): low of me?
meat_apparatus! (8:43:12 PM): maybe low of "some_dude"
Friend of mine (8:43:21 PM): yea low of him
meat_apparatus! (8:43:21 PM): to take an innocent girl who doesnt know better
meat_apparatus! (8:43:31 PM): and try to pry his schlong into her vagina
Friend of mine (8:43:36 PM): and hes flirting with the other girls in brooklyn
meat_apparatus! (8:43:36 PM): im just betting on the odds
Friend of mine (8:43:42 PM): who knwos how many he wants to get with
meat_apparatus! (8:43:49 PM): this is different
Friend of mine (8:44:19 PM): yea i hear ya
meat_apparatus! (8:44:30 PM): cmon man u know their gonna come clean
Friend of mine (8:44:41 PM): i really hope not
Friend of mine (8:44:49 PM): i hope its all just talk
meat_apparatus! (8:45:20 PM): why do u care anyway
meat_apparatus! (8:45:23 PM): its not YOUR vagina
Friend of mine (8:46:15 PM): why do i get your thinking something weird?
Friend of mine (8:46:23 PM): well i do give a crap
Friend of mine (8:46:27 PM): maybe i just care to much
Friend of mine (8:46:34 PM): i just dont want them getting hurt
meat_apparatus! (8:46:35 PM): dude
meat_apparatus! (8:46:46 PM): there are like 2 billion pussies in this world
meat_apparatus! (8:47:16 PM): about 300 million of them are getting schmekelated right as we speak
Friend of mine (8:47:37 PM): i dont even think along these lines
meat_apparatus! (8:47:37 PM): and probably about 500,000 of them are getting schmekelated for the FIRST TIME
meat_apparatus! (8:47:45 PM): so what's one more
Friend of mine (8:47:46 PM): i doubt that
Friend of mine (8:47:57 PM): where trhe hell do u get these numbers?
meat_apparatus! (8:48:03 PM): ohh trust me
Friend of mine (8:48:24 PM): i dont belive this crap
meat_apparatus! (8:48:47 PM): look the point im trying to bring out is that "some_girl" is only one more number added onto the 500,000
meat_apparatus! (8:48:56 PM): so itll be 500,001
meat_apparatus! (8:49:03 PM): or maybe even the figure is already included
Friend of mine (8:49:04 PM): dude i dont even tthink like this
meat_apparatus! (8:49:07 PM): maybe shes already part of the odds
meat_apparatus! (8:49:13 PM): so then it used to be 499,999
Friend of mine (8:49:15 PM): i'm getting sick thinking about this kinda stuff
meat_apparatus! (8:49:26 PM): and as soon as "some_dude" whips out rabbi schmekelovith
meat_apparatus! (8:49:34 PM): the number jumps up to 500,000
Friend of mine (8:49:36 PM): ok wtvr
meat_apparatus! (8:49:46 PM): you see, it's destined to happen
meat_apparatus! (8:49:53 PM): oh, plus I make $100 bucks
meat_apparatus! (8:50:17 PM): these odds are better than playing blackjack
meat_apparatus! (8:50:41 PM): seriously, you should suggest this to "some_other_dude" and maybe he'll stop losing all his money
Friend of mine (8:51:42 PM): u can tell him yourself
Friend of mine signed off at 8:57:53 PM.


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