The complete idiots guide to not sounding like a complete idiot
HOLY SHIT A CHILD MOLESTER DIED TODAY
GET OUT OF MY FUCKING WAY
Apple stores are gay -- like really gay.
How to make a metal concert kick some
Ladies: I Stand As Witness To Tell You
That Guitar Players Are No Better At Foreplay Than Anyone Else.
How to make a metal band shitty
How about expressing yourself by getting
a phone that everyone in the world does NOT have?
If you've got a piss organ that looks
like a mango, don't even bother with the Prada bag...
Don't tell me why....Just blow
Why do people change their
Myspace pictures just when they start to stomp some ass?
What the hell is wrong with me???
Why can't I get laid???
Who cares if there's a stupid
transit strike, ANYWAY ???
NO I WILL NOT FIX YOUR STUPID
GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING CUNT-LICKING COMPUTER.
iPod skins are a trendy way of
showing that you're a dumbass.
The day I lost total and complete
respect for PaKua.
All brits are annoying
self-centered arrogant assholes.
The revenge of the killer babies.
The MTA is the SHITTIEST transit
system in the world.
The Motorola V3 (RAZR) Is Just
Get an SMT5600 and quit bitching.
Somebody's getting schmekelated.
Nobody's a fucking people person.
Who's life would you rather ruin,
yours or someone else's?
People just fucking suck.
Who ever said cursing is
Chaos, you're an idiot.
vi is for failures....at getting
What the hell do immigrants see
in the land of the free?
The most expensive prostitute you will ever have...
My page may look crappy but it is made up of my favorite colors. It's also just totally awesome. Print this stuff out and read it to all your friends and family. And be especially sure to read it to your kids for bedtime stories...that is, if you want them to grow up to be totally awesome, just like my webpage.
(if you move your mouse over the email address, you should see it more clearly on the bottom of the window, where is says mailto:...)